Bretman Rock Fully Licked His Way Through This Episode of ‘Expensive Taste Test’

By | April 9, 2020

Hi! JSYK, the *only* way you should be playing Expensive Taste Test—our sneaky little game where we make celebrities try and guess which item is more expen$ ive on camerais while wearing a green suit jacket with an A+ deep-plunge. Thank god, Bretman Rock came to COMPETE.

We started him out simple with the basics: water. If you didn’t know, this is a staple in our game—with most people getting it wrong. But Bretman was confident: “The alkaline jumped outttttt!” But, wah, unfortunately our friend takes the L on this one. Let it be known to the masses that he would’ve crushed that test if it were coconut water!!

Next, he puts two Dwayne Johnson action figures to the test. How? By licking them up and down of course. I mean, how else would you tell? Well, actually, Bretman also notices that one of the figures is fully wearing a Versace top so…yeah. Way to outsmart us there. With a win under his belt, we then decided it would be fun to throw actual coconut water at the self-proclaimed coconut water aficionado. If you’ve been paying attention at all to this video, you know he got this one right.

Moving on, we threw some crystals, falsies, and jock straps at our coconut water-Versace-Dwayne Johnson-beauty expert. Lemme just say, I learned a lot about jock straps.

But things get really real when we had him compare two lollipops and he asks the age-old question, “Does size really matter?” Fair point Bretman, fair point. Oh, don’t worry, he definitely checks out the lollipop shafts too. Curious if that helped him reach the top of our ETT leaderboard? Welp, just watch to find out.

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