I Masturbated Every Morning Before Work, and, Wow, Was it Amazing
You know how when you’re really busy, masturbating is normally the first thing to go? And by that, I mean you literally just don’t do it at all? Because the second my life becomes remotely stressful, I forget that I have a clitoris. And right now, my life is pretty fucking stressful—well, without the fucking.… Read More »